November 22
–
LET GLUTTONY REIGN! …
OBAMA – TO ASIANS, A SLOB …
THE TURKEY-FLUFFER RETURNS
Happy
bird-day! And if you can't think of anything
else for which to be thankful, at least be grateful you're not a
turkey!
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Prediction:
Today will see a record number of
intra-family fights over politics.
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Once while escorting a group of American tourists to
Turkey, I overheard a member of the group ask the local guide in
Istanbul,
“What do people here call turkeys?” The guide, who'd doubtless heard the question a
thousand times, quickly replied, “Americans.”
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Has our embarrassment of a president never been told
that respectable Asian women do NOT want strange men hugging and
slobbering all over them? Or that in many Asian languages the
family
name precedes the given name? And repeatedly misprounouncing a
person's name is, in any language, an insult. The Asians he met on
his recent tour must think him an utter fool and insufferable
clod.
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If you want
to get a painful reminder of just how
ignorant and ill-informed most of your fellow citizens are, ask
the
next ten people you meet to explain the term “fiscal cliff” that
is so much in the news these days.
Most likely response: “He's a muscular guy
named Clifford.”
No wonder we get the kind of presidential
choices they make.
(Clue to the ignorant: “fiscal cliff” refers
to our economy emulating the finale of “Thelma and Louise.”)
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CNN
swallowed whole the staged piece of Hamas
propaganda about the dead Palestinian baby and the funeral for
the
victim of an Israeli raid (who walked away as soon as the
cameras
left), leaving open the question, “Why would anyone take this
'news' network seriously?"
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A point to
contemplate ...
Am
I alone in this observation?
Based on
election results and public commentary, it seems that more
American
Gentiles -- like me -- than American Jews support Israel's
interests
vis a vis their Muslim neighbors.
"Is
... a ... puzzlement!" -- Yul Brynner, "The King and I."
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Thomas
Sowell (RealClearPolitics) illuminates just
one aspect of union idiocy that pushed Hostess Bakeries, makers
of
Twinkies, Ho-Ho's, Wonder Bread and other products, into
bankruptcy …
“The work rules
imposed in union contracts
required the company that makes Twinkies, which also makes
Wonder
Bread, to deliver these two products to stores in separate
trucks.
Moreover, truck drivers were not allowed to load either of these
products into their trucks. And the people who did load Twinkies
into
trucks were not allowed to load Wonder Bread, and vice versa.
“All of this was
obviously intended to create
more jobs for the unions' members. But the needless additional
costs
that these make-work rules created ended up driving the company
into
bankruptcy.”
And Trumka, the union thug, gets
richer.
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Obama
dispatched Secretary of State Hillary
Clinton to the middle-east to try to broker a cease-fire between
Israel and the Hamas terrorists (the deal had been reached
before her arrival). One might wonder just how
even-handed Hillary could be expected to be, since she once
referred to
Bill's campaign advisor, Dick Morris, as “that dirty Jew.”
This latest trip abroad does achieve one
purpose: It helps her avoid, at least for now, answering
questions
from Congress about her total screw-up of Benghazi.
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Burt
Prelutsky assesses Petraeus' pratfall ...
"The bigger message we can take away from the rise and fall of
Mr. Petraeus is that we would all do well to stop making heroes
out
of people we don’t really know. It’s bad enough when teenagers
glom onto entertainers and athletes, but at least one can hope
they’ll eventually grow out of wanting to emulate the likes of
Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGwire, Michael Vick and Lance
Armstrong.
"Just keep in mind that
just about everyone you see in the movies, on TV, in the stadium
or
arena or read about in newspapers and magazines, has a publicity
person on salary whose job is to promote their image. Nobody
ever
hired a flack to make them look bad. Therefore, when you read
about
some famous person who finally gets caught misbehaving, it’s
safe
to assume you don’t know the half of it."
...and on the presidency ...
"Just
when was it decided that a position that had been held by the
likes
of Thomas Jefferson, John Marshall, James Madison, James Monroe,
John
Quincy Adams, Henry Clay, Martin Van Buren, Daniel Webster,
William
Jennings Bryan, George Marshall and John Foster Dulles, would
become
nothing more than the final rung on the ladder of affirmative
action?"
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BULLETIN!
A vital public-service notice: A reader
tips me off
to major news!
The infamous “turkey fluffer” Thanksgiving
radio episode is now on YouTube under the title “Lee Rogers
(yes,
they omitted the 'd') and Melanie Morgan interview a turkey
tucker.”
It was/is one of the all-time great radio moments.
On the same page … the memorable KSFO anthem,
“Sound of the City.”
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Liberal
tolerance. An oxymoron.
I was reminded of this by a note from an old acquaintance (I use
the
word "friend" sparingly, as explained below*) who was upset
by my criticism of Obama. He is a liberal and therefore of the
view
that anyone who disagrees with the Dear Leader should be
silenced.
He apparently has forgotten, or
chooses to forget, that at a time when his career was in the
doldrums
and money was short, I put bread on his table by giving him
radio
work over the opposition of the president of the company, who
didn't like his
performance. Those paychecks sustained him for many months. The
fact
that we had opposing political views did not influence my
decision;
his family needed help ... I helped.
Nevertheless, he is so wedded to his ideology that he now, in
his
dotage, denounces me. Given the circumstances, I feel no sense
of
loss.
* -- Friendship. I long ago formulated my own working
definItion of a real friend, as follows: A friend is someone you
could call
at 3AM from Tijuana jail with a reasonable expectation that the
person would make some effort to gain your release.
This may not fit a biblical profile, but I regard it as a
reasonable
bottom-line test.
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Conan
O'Brien --
"According to a
new
study, humans may be gradually losing their intelligence. The
study
was conducted by watching four minutes of 'Here Comes Honey Boo
Boo.'"
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Your word
for the day: Squanto. (If you've
forgotten, look it up!)
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING 2012
May
your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump.
May
your potatoes ' n gravy have nary a lump.
May
your yams be delicious. May your pies take the prize.
May
your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.
MAY
YOU ALL HAVE A BLESSED THANKSGIVING!
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